Funny Quotes

"It's fine to celebrate success, but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure."

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."

"Life is not fair; get used to it!"

"If you are born poor it's not your mistake, but if you die poor it's your mistake."

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."

"We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve."

"As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others."

"The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow."

"Treatment without prevention is simply unsustainable."

"We make the future sustainable when we invest in the poor, not when we insist on their suffering."

"Discrimination has a lot of layers that make it tough for minorities to get a leg up."

"I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to act."

"I have been struck again and again by how important measurement is to improving the human condition."