"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
Mark Twain"Give us the tools, and we will finish the job."
Quotes to Explore
"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
Luis Buñuel"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
Will Rogers"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Steve Martin"I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms."
Michael Scott"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
Douglas Adams"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
Thomas Edison"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
Steven Wright"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
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